• her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP


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heavymetalmagneto:

Bathory - Woman Of Dark Desires



(Source: natebynight)




hayleytwell:

Yo. I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys.




GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)



trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u




simplystormie:

spacemuffinz:

This is basically how I make myself fall asleep only I try to do long division in my head

To the last one because I’m lazy

(Source: best-of-memes)



the-goddamazon:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE ANYMORE

the-goddamazon:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE ANYMORE




(Source: ruineshumaines)



really, for me?

really, for me?

(Source: awwww-cute)