- her: come over
- me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
- her: my parents aren't home
- me: he is ASLEEP
Bathory - Woman Of Dark Desires
Yo. I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys.
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
This is basically how I make myself fall asleep only I try to do long division in my head
To the last one because I’m lazy
but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE ANYMORE
really, for me?