I’m going to loose weight and become a stripper
*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
I want this tattoo so bad
Some of you have managed to memorize all 700 pokemon but complain about memorizing 20 vocab words
i want to reflect on this
My new favorite bumper sticker.