Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
Nicholas Hughes - In Darkness Visible, Verses I & II (2005-7)
No light, but rather darkness visible. —John Milton
Whenever me and my mom go out to eat we inspect the shit out of our food try to taste what ingredient it has and then try to recreate it at home, she just made the spiciest stuffed jalapeños I’ve ever tried holy shit my mouth is on fire, but that cheese was so melty and perfect my mouth is watering right now let me go burn the shit out if my mouth some more.
i think this person is a wizard
when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair
I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.
i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”
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